what do you think? funny?

Question

The Blind Mans Blonde Joke

A blind man and his guide dog enter a Bar and find their way to a bar stool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb. blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a blonde, and she's a pro wrestler.
Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy thinks a moment and says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Answer 1

Gurl i love this joke, i could swear the joke made my day. When he said "Nah, not if he's gonna have to explain it five time, i almost crack my neck laughing.

Answer 2

Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las Vegas. The week flew by and they all had a great time. After they returned home and the men went back to work, they sat around at break and discussed their vacation.

The first guy says "I don't think I'll ever do that again! Ever since we got back, my old lady flings her arms & hollers, "7 come 11" all night & I haven't had a wink of sleep!"

The second guy says "I know what you mean...my old lady played blackjack the whole time we were there and she slaps the bed all night and hollers 'hit me light or hit me hard', and I haven't had a wink of sleep either!"

The third guy says "You guys think you have it bad! My old lady played the slots the whole time we were there... every morning, I wake up with a sore dingy and a butt full of quarters!

Answer 3

Lol.9/10.

Answer 4

Absolutely

Answer 5

good try this one.....

this blind guy is walking down the crowded street with his dog. all the sudden he stops. he grabs his dog and throws it into the air. he catches the dog. turns around and does it again. by now several people have seen him and stop to watch. he repeats the process 2 more times. finally one man askes the blind man..."what are you doing to that poor dog?" the blind man replies " what? i am just taking a look around!"

Answer 6

Do you not mean 15 times as you would have to explain at leadt 3 times to each blonde.

Answer 7

not bad its a mild one
try this
a thin man went to a BLACK bar
he saw at least ten guys one by one come to the bar sit on the stool order for a beer gulp it in one shot and fart very very loudly
"pppooooooooooooooo" thin man wanted to see whats in the beer went to the bar and ordered for beer, drank it . fart came but was of very low volume.
suddenly a earthquake came a seven foot tall 500 pound ****** came and asked loudly" WHERE IS THE NEW VIRGIN ,IN THE BAR"

Answer 8

advantageous. a salesperson knocked on the door of a house in a sparkling housing progression and a female spoke back the door. He began, "Ma'am, i'm advertising the latest innovation in vacuums, it is the final little device I definitely have considered in an prolonged time," and with that, he proceeded to offload on her new carpet a mixture of ketchup, salsa, dirt, grape juice, and so on. as she watched, horrified. He stated, "If this vacuum does not freshen up that mess, i will consume it!" She stated, "could you like a fork?! we've not have been given the potential on yet!"

Answer 9

Clever

Answer 10

The first time i heard this joke i gave a little chuckle. But now it just pisses me off. maybe because I'm a blond and not a dumb one.

Answer 11

very good. But what happened to the blind man after