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He's waiting for them all to kiss his behind first.

2007-02-02 01:54:14 · answer #1 · answered by GODZILLA 3 · 1 3

Not nice dude

but

Allow me to answer

God likes chicken, Ethiopia is in fine shape at the moment, it has enough food, it's army is good, it's government is string, it's sports figures world renowned. Why would God send food to a country that already has it?

He should send it elsehwere - and the fried chicken would get dirty unless it was put in a box, so are you asking God to do a packaging job too

and also - has the chicken got bubonic plague - what kind of palgue - or are you talking about a plague in the sense of a massive sweeping effect

anyway give me points i covered everything apart from how GOD COOKS IT - THINDER BOLTS

2007-02-02 09:56:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

It's interesting how the stories in the Bible are the only criticisms Atheists can come up with to use against religion.

The Bible is just a book written by men, I wouldn't put too much faith into it's accuracy. People know how to read, yes it's true. Most people see the inconsistencies in the Bible but don't abandon God because of an old flawed book, which does have good messages too. Also, you guys do know that Christianity isn't the only religion out there right? Hopefully you do.

2007-02-02 10:03:25 · answer #3 · answered by James P 6 · 0 0

God's prophecy is being fulfilled. He warned us of the coming end times and to look out for the wars and famines etc.

2007-02-02 10:10:02 · answer #4 · answered by JDJ34 3 · 0 0

He's probably done that many times, and man's agenda keeps getting in the way.

2007-02-02 09:54:10 · answer #5 · answered by màrrach 2 · 0 2

someone would complain that he also didn't send over any orange soda, collard greens, watermelon and a basketball.

2007-02-02 09:53:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

They wouldnt know what to do with it.

2007-02-02 10:14:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

WHY don't YOU ask GOD that?

2007-02-02 09:57:39 · answer #8 · answered by bettyboop 6 · 0 0

"sigh"

2007-02-02 09:54:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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