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2007-02-02 01:33:22 · 12 answers · asked by lovely 1 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

come on guys... you got the wrong backdoor.

2007-02-02 01:39:16 · update #1

12 answers

Get yourself a do not enter or one way only tattoo on your butt. This should a clear signal that you do not want butt love. I once dated a gal with a do not enter tattoo on her butt.

My most recent gal loved me to invade the backdoor though so I did not have this issue!

2007-02-02 01:43:36 · answer #1 · answered by ICARRYABIGSTICK 4 · 0 1

I suggest a solid door of either wood or metal with an re enforced door frame. I would have at least 2 deadbolt locks on the door. You can also purchase a door alarm that will sound if the door is forced open. You can install a steel door bar. This is not particularly attractive but, it is very efficient. The door is only as solid as the door frame. Be sure to have the frame checked.

2007-02-02 09:46:13 · answer #2 · answered by david42 5 · 0 0

I have an additional bolt on the top of the door (just to be extra safe) I'd advise not to clutter up the door with locks etc etc because how would you get out in a hurry if you had to. A bolt is easy to lock and unlock but also keeps your house safe.

Sorry to hear about this horrible experience.

2007-02-02 09:38:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I have found a rotwieller in the back yard will prevent this. They are rough on screen doors though, so you will have to keep the solid door closed.

2007-02-02 09:39:12 · answer #4 · answered by ralphers 3 · 0 0

Get a solid, steel door with a dead bolt and keep it locked all the time.

2007-02-02 09:36:46 · answer #5 · answered by DrRJP 5 · 0 0

Keep a bar across the opening.

2007-02-02 09:36:47 · answer #6 · answered by ndngrlz 4 · 0 0

Plug, guard dog.

2007-02-02 09:37:17 · answer #7 · answered by me! 4 · 0 0

get a good dog that will always be there for you, dogs are true friends and very faithful.

2007-02-02 09:38:11 · answer #8 · answered by ~muffun~ 3 · 0 0

with a 357 mag.

2007-02-02 09:37:29 · answer #9 · answered by booge 6 · 0 1

Get an alarm.

2007-02-02 09:39:00 · answer #10 · answered by someone 1 · 0 0

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