When I was 14, all I wanted was a girl with large brexsts.
When I was 16, I dated a girl with large brexsts, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with some stability.
When I was 25, I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that, I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.
At 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad, impetuous things and flixted with everyone she met. She made me miserable as often as she made me happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some ambition.
2007-02-02 01:19:10 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
When I turned 31, I found a smart, ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
Now I am 42, and all I want is a girl with big txts.
2007-02-02 01:21:29 · update #1
he should have picked a blonde they fit all them categories big t i ts as well
2007-02-02 03:22:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2016-03-29 01:22:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny.8/10.
2007-02-02 04:35:22 · answer #3 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Severs you right. See men are never happy with what they got.. Is the grass necessarily greener on the other side. but Lol. good joke anyway.
2007-02-02 01:39:36 · answer #4 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds about right
2007-02-02 01:27:50 · answer #5 · answered by Rocky The Fearless 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe the problem wasn't the girls you chose, but yourself. You should take a look at that.
2007-02-02 01:28:46 · answer #6 · answered by Lori 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Mornin`
There`s just not pleasing you guys is there!!!
Loved it
10/10
Tink x
2007-02-02 01:26:24 · answer #7 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like that
2007-02-02 01:25:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-02-02 03:28:42 · answer #9 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good keep 'em coming
2007-02-02 01:24:37 · answer #10 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋