An overweight blonde went to see her doctor for some advice. The doctor advised that she run ten miles a day for thirty days. This, he promised, would help her lose as many as twenty pounds.
The blonde followed the doctor's advice, and, after thirty days, she was pleased to find that she had indeed lost the whole twenty pounds. She phoned the doctor and thanked him for the wonderful advice which produced such effective results.
At the end of the conversation, however, she asked one last question:
"How do I get home, since I am now 300 miles away?"
2007-02-02 01:14:41 · 15 answers · asked by neilhollydood 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was the best blonde one i have heard this week, good work !
2007-02-02 04:38:52 · answer #1 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loool 8/10
2007-02-02 03:21:44 · answer #2 · answered by *Å®åßîåñ P®îñÇꧧ ©* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to the top of the blond joke class
2007-02-02 01:25:59 · answer #3 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA!! Love it!!! 10/10
2007-02-02 03:15:46 · answer #4 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh boy here we go again. lol
2007-02-02 01:18:02 · answer #5 · answered by leilis4 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that takes the cake
2007-02-02 01:19:03 · answer #6 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, good one!
2007-02-02 01:19:45 · answer #7 · answered by Nkaz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-02-02 03:31:28 · answer #8 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-02-02 01:32:19 · answer #9 · answered by SteelerFan_2006_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-02-02 01:20:34 · answer #10 · answered by kluivert(17) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋