I married a nun. (Not really) But she should have been one. So our "togetherness" is kind of BORING. What can I do.? I did onetime wear her skirt she kind of like it. She likes me to bend over. (Good thing we're the same size) I've bought her stocking and a garter belt, she never wears them. I've washed dishes with nothing on. Washed her hair and dried it. I picked out an outfit for her to wear and she said "I'm going to buy you a doll" I hug her every night in bed. I fall asleep holding her. I just get a cold sholder. Any advice on spicing it up ?
2007-02-02 01:11:22 · 7 answers · asked by Me 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Sorry. It's too late now. That's why I keep trying to tell people not to get married. Get a hooker. They're cheaper and don't require any other money except the "admission price".
2007-02-02 01:16:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my! well i like that you bought her all of those (fun) things but why dont you tell her to go put some of the stuff on. then when she comes back 4 play with her really get her all worked up for it. even try getting her to the point of having an O and then stop what your doing and move on to some other part of her, that will drive her wild!
hell while she is still wearing the stuff go down on her from behind!! and if she cant take it tie her down!! that should really get her goin!!!
2007-02-02 01:19:46 · answer #2 · answered by Desi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe try making her a romantic dinner with a nice bottle of wine or champagne. Affection is always nice, I know I personally love being touched and pampered. Try coming from behind her and wrapping your arms around her waist, then give her soft kisses behind her ear and neck and telling her just how much you love and adore her......goodluck!
2007-02-02 01:21:03 · answer #3 · answered by M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FOREPLAY! TOUCHING! Gets women in the mood. Not just a stocking it's all about affection. Teasing!
2007-02-02 01:16:58 · answer #4 · answered by holliemay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've laways wanted to be a nun.
2007-02-02 01:14:30 · answer #5 · answered by Suya 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Come to my house and hold me!! you are a nice man!!
2007-02-02 01:18:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you sound gay no wander she is not turned on
2007-02-02 01:14:49 · answer #7 · answered by mike 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋