a small town is flooded and the water is rising rapidly , a man sitting on his roof is spotted by a rescue boat , they tell him to
get into the boat , the man declines the offer and says he will
be ok , the lord will keep him safe ,he tells them to save the others.
The rescuers shake their heads and motor off.
one hour later they return and find the man clinging onto the top of
his tv antena , the house fully submerged .
they insist that he get into the boat , the man again refuses and
says that the lord will keep him safe .
the resquers again give up and motor away .
The water continued to rise and the man drowned.
The man ended up in heaven were he met god , he asked why
am i here ,i had faith ?
.
god answered , i sent you two rescue boats !!
2007-02-02 01:05:35 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It's alright
2007-02-02 01:10:46 · answer #1 · answered by leilis4 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes Twice opportunity knocked,but the door was under the water--right? Yes the Lord did provide....
2007-02-02 14:32:33 · answer #2 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this a question? Aren't you supposed to post a setup and have people give you the punch line? Are you just wasting your own points and giving me free ones?
2007-02-02 09:09:10 · answer #3 · answered by 2Bs 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
LOL heard this one before in chinese, but still can caught me laughing and waking up the neighbours, LOL
2007-02-02 09:09:06 · answer #4 · answered by skynet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rofl. Very good, I enjoyed that one, thanx for the laugh.
2007-02-02 09:16:41 · answer #5 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before the man is very dumb
2007-02-02 10:12:22 · answer #6 · answered by lilbeth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha Good one!!!!!!! Imao
2007-02-02 09:09:36 · answer #7 · answered by Victoria Isabella 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋