2 guys are out camping, at night they pitch they tent a crept inside and went fast asleep. one guy pokes his the other and says, ''look up, what do you see? The second guy says, ''the moon and the stars''. 1st guy--- ''what does that tell you?'' 2nd guy--- W-w-well its 3/4 moon, this means its summer and the lunar obit is in line with nothern stars, you see those 5 stars over there they means Saturn is in 3rd obit....... he went on for 5minutes telling all he knew about astrology and stars, upon which the 1st guy says ''Richard you idiot, someone has stolen our tent''
2007-02-02 00:38:02 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This was actually voted the funniest joke in the world or something. It had Sherlock Holmes and Watson in it if I'm not wrong
Thanks for sharing xx
2007-02-02 01:07:23 · answer #1 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here is another about guys.
Some retired deputy sheriffs went to a retreat in the mountains. To save money, they decided to sleep two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first deputy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a different deputy's turn. In the morning, same thing--hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I watched him all night."
The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning," he said.
They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed and kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me all night long."
2007-02-02 08:48:07 · answer #2 · answered by Ex Head 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2007-02-02 08:40:32 · answer #3 · answered by unicorns_77 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Truthfully, I didn't think that your joke is very funny. It's just quite funny.
2007-02-02 08:46:21 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats a good one m8
2007-02-02 08:41:29 · answer #5 · answered by tulip 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one! a very "mature" joke!
2007-02-02 22:40:46 · answer #6 · answered by ginger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OOOOKKKK that was just plain and simply stupid
2007-02-02 08:42:11 · answer #7 · answered by Brandon_X 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-02 08:52:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha...nice..
2007-02-02 08:42:39 · answer #9 · answered by ~*Angel Of Fallen Stars*~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋