I commited the sin of onan...and told a young child the tooth fairy was Jewish. How about you?
2007-02-02 00:37:33 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
This was meant to be a parody of people like "Christian Warrior". Apparently some of ya' missed it.
2007-02-02 00:49:51 · update #1
Only once?
It's only 7:40am and I've done it three times today.
By the way, that wasn't actually Onan's sin. Onan's sin was he didn't want to get his brother's wife pregnant after his brother died... this was in violation of custom and law.
2007-02-02 00:43:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I hugged a tree and helped a secular old Lady across the street! I'm conflicted though because I do believe in God, oh well it all works out in the wash I suppose.
2007-02-02 00:50:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I promoted the Satanic creed by cooking some rice up for myself for my early morning lunch... I am going to the roof of the building I work at to watch the sun rise.
2007-02-02 00:40:45 · answer #3 · answered by Invisible_Flags 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
If you are a Satanist great. Just don't lump me in with Satanism.
2007-02-02 00:42:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm planning on going to church on Sunday and explaining to Christian children why Satan has been the best friend the church has ever had.
2007-02-02 00:43:22 · answer #5 · answered by Prophet ENSLAVEMENTALITY (pbuh) 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
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2016-09-28 07:51:29 · answer #6 · answered by barile 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for being honest, and putting the world of Atheism together with Satanism.
Finally, some honesty around here.
2007-02-02 00:44:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 4⤋
Sigh. Why are you lumping atheism in with satanism?
2007-02-02 00:40:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
If the tooth fairy was in fact Jewish, do you think he/she would be leaving money under a pillow? On the contrary, he/she would take the kid's piggy bank.
2007-02-02 00:40:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 4⤋
theonlydann, Being a bully is horrible in itself, but bragging about it is simply dispicable. You should be ashamed of yourself.
And also, God did not need to smite yourself, you did that yourself by not being christian. Im sorry to say this, and I personally hate it when other people say it but you deserve it. Your gonna go to hell unless u accept jesus
2007-02-02 00:46:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋