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there was a blond a brunet and a red head and they were all told if you tell the truth in the mirror in the girl bath room then you will have gud luck and if you lie then the mirror will suck you in so they all walked in the bathroonm and the
brunett says: i think im the most smartest girl in the world.
and she had gud luck for the rest of her life and the the
red head says: i think im the most beautifulest girl in all the world.
and the she had good luck for the rest of her life but then the blonde walks in and says: I THINK... and then she was sucked in the morror

2007-02-02 00:30:34 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

5 answers

My blond girlfriend don't get it, lol

2007-02-02 00:42:53 · answer #1 · answered by DukeofDixie 7 · 1 0

One day a man was working in a bar and five blondes came in and ordered ten bottles of champagne. They sat down at a table then three more blondes came in. The eight blondes started up a chant, cheering loudly, "54 days, 54 days, 54 days!" Soon, two more blondes came in carrying a framed child's Mickey Mouse jigsaw puzzle. Now the blondes started chanting even louder as they poured the champagne and had a huge celebration. Finally, dying of curiosity, the bartender walked over and asked what exactly they were celebrating for. "We have just proven that all blondes aren't dumb. The side of this jigsaws box says 2 to 4 years but we completed it in just 54 days!"

2007-02-02 00:42:17 · answer #2 · answered by Ex Head 6 · 0 0

HAHAHA!
Thanks for the laugh I needed so long..haha...great joke...

2007-02-02 00:34:26 · answer #3 · answered by Blaze 3 · 0 0

thats kinda funny.. not haha funny.. but heh.

2007-02-02 00:38:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I think that was funny...

Just kidding, it IS funny, thanks for sharing xx

2007-02-02 00:36:14 · answer #5 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0 0

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