Snow White, Hercules and Quasimodo are chatting and Snow White says:
-I am the most beautiful woman of the world.
And Hercules says:
-I am the strongest man in the world.
And Quasimodo says:
-well, I am the ugliest person in the world.
Snow White bothered that they might not be right asks:
-but, if in fact we are not what we think?
So, it occurs to Hercules:
-lets go and ask God, he’ll tell us for sure.
The three of them go, and after speaking to God individually; Snow White very proudly says:
-Oh great, God told me that I am the most beautiful woman on earth.
Followed by Hercules:
-Well, God told me that I am the strongest man in the planet.
And Quasimodo very disappointed asks his friends:
-do any of you know,!!Who on earth is Camila Parker Bowles???!!!
2007-02-02 00:08:04 · 22 answers · asked by lokito 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wonder how many times she's heard jokes like these.
2007-02-02 00:10:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-02-02 01:15:02 · answer #2 · answered by tobybites 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Camila Parker Bowles
man i will b laughing at that all day now!!
2007-02-02 00:33:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Tower awaits you
2007-02-02 00:18:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha... Fab!!
xx
2007-02-02 00:15:17 · answer #5 · answered by *BURNY* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2007-02-02 00:19:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao....still laughing!!!! Good one....10/10
2007-02-02 00:27:48 · answer #7 · answered by prettywoman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh "god save the queen"....
who will be king of the jungle ? " Prince Charles"
2007-02-02 00:12:26 · answer #8 · answered by Vu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very amusing
2007-02-02 01:10:27 · answer #9 · answered by nosy old lady 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uh, i heard this before like 2 minutes ago!
2007-02-02 00:11:23 · answer #10 · answered by skynet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋