2007-02-02 00:01:22 · 13 answers · asked by Momof6 3 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Parenting
This one is somewhat crude but you'll love it. I was in the car with my husband and my almost 3 year old son. My husband had a very loud fart and then he jokingly said that he may have messed his underpants with that one. My son said, "Don't worry, Daddy. I do it all the time."
2007-02-02 00:18:07 · answer #1 · answered by thisisraya 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My then three year old had scribbled in crayon on the walls, caught black crayon in hand she had to think fast, and so she came up with this:
Oh Mommy you should be so glad, an elephant came into my room and grabbed my crayon and drew all over the walls and I ran into the kitchen and got the peanut butter out and threw it out the window and the elephant chased it and now hes gone, and I put the peanut butter back in the kitchen like a good girl.
I was laughing so hard I never did get to punish her, and that was back in the days of unwashable crayons and six coats of paint never did cover that thing, but she grew up OK.
2007-02-02 08:08:03 · answer #2 · answered by justa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The other sunday I declared that the family has a lazy day where nothing gets done and you do what you want for that day. The following week my husband and I decided it was time for the boys age 7 and 9 to help with the washing up. 3 days later my 7 year old asked me when was my lazy day going to end. My husband and I couldn't stop laughing whilst we were trying to explain to him that I never really have lazy days
2007-02-02 13:30:55 · answer #3 · answered by Donna 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have a daughter that is almost impossible to please. We were talking about going out to lunch somewhere one Saturday afternoon and I suggested Olive Garden. From the backseat I hear this....ugh I don't like that place. Of course she had never been there, so I was getting upset with her, telling her that she had never eaten there how could she say ugh.....and she replied...." I don't like Olives and I don't even know if they come from a garden". I think I just bursted out in laughter at that point. To this day that is something brought up every time she says she doesn't like something. Needless to say, the anger that was building inside me dissipated after she made that comment.
2007-02-02 08:31:57 · answer #4 · answered by Stephanie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My daughter has done so many, it is hard to remember.
1. i fluffed and flipped her pillow one night and she yelled at me not to do that because she will have bad dreams
2. she told my mother that she had algerries-(not allergies)
3. my son wanted to know what "SO" ment. So I thought about it for a while, and I was talking to my mother for her opinion on how to explain it to a 6 year old. My 5 y o daughter replies "It means I dont care!"
My daughter colored all over herself with black permanent marker
2007-02-02 08:09:10 · answer #5 · answered by bratzmom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My daughter was three at the time. It was for my fathers retirement party. One of his cousins is wealthy had Don on her diamond etc and a full length mink coat. My daughter kept looking at this woman, her eyes wouldn't move away long before they were back on her. Finally my daughter went over to her and asked her, "Why are you wearing a cow!"
2007-02-02 08:15:50 · answer #6 · answered by wondermom 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I had lost weight after having baby # 3 and was clearing out all the "larger" clothes that didn't fit me anymore. My son came along and said "what are you getting rid of them for?" I explained that they were too big on me. He replied "Don't worry Mum, you'll grow into them." I hope not!!!
2007-02-02 08:14:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I don't know where he got this, because we don't watch "the apprentice", but I punished my 4 yr old son by taking away his video games, he was mad and said Mommy your fired! I laughed my butt off. Thankfully he liked my dinner I made that night, because he said "Mommy your not fired anymore, your hired, cause your food's good. I had to laugh some more.............
2007-02-02 08:12:17 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Recently my 5 year old niece was at dinner with her parents. She was getting impatient and looked at them and said "You need to hurry up I have a hot date" Her parents looked at her puzzled and asked her with who. She responded with "Uncle Kevin (my husband) I'm gonna fly up to see him and he's taking me to dinner so hurry up!"
2007-02-02 08:22:33 · answer #9 · answered by kiro105 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My daughter kept grabbing and lifting the cats tail, and the cat was getting upset,Exasperated I finally asked her why she was doing this..........She wanted to see where the batteries went.
2007-02-02 08:21:17 · answer #10 · answered by BeeMay 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋