One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in
despair, he has his first meeting with the Devil...
Satan: "Why so glum?"
Guy: "What do you think? I'm in hell!"
Satan: "Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?"
Guy: "Sure, I love to drink."
Satan: "Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, Tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, tab and fresca. We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more! And you don't have to worry about getting a hangover, because you're dead anyway."
Guy: "Wow, that sounds great!"
Satan: "You a smoker?"
Guy: "You'd better believe it!"
Satan: "Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie, you're already dead, remember?"
Guy: "Wow... that's awesome!"
Satan: "I bet you like to gamble."
Guy: "Why yes, as a matter of fact I do."
Satan: "Cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt...it doesn't matter, you're dead anyhow."
Guy: "Cool!"
Satan: "What about drugs?"
Guy: "Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean..."
Satan: "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want. You're dead, who cares?"
Guy: "WOW! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!"
Satan: "You gay?"
Guy: "No..."
Satan: "Ooooh, Fridays are gonna be tough..."
2007-02-01 23:52:52 · 13 answers · asked by prettywoman 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
he is in for an a rs e splitting day on a Friday then pretty woman 10/10
2007-02-02 03:42:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO. That was a fantastic joke LOL. I have heard a similar 1 before but your's is much better. Thanks for the laugh and have a gold star from me LMAO.
2016-05-24 04:46:36 · answer #2 · answered by Stella 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NICE 9/10
2007-02-02 00:35:26 · answer #3 · answered by lady luck 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha...Hilarious
2007-02-02 03:34:24 · answer #4 · answered by MK <>< 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awww....hysteria............10/10
2007-02-01 23:59:15 · answer #5 · answered by SHIH TZU SAYS 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
man, who would thought that hell is better than heaven! wowsers!
2007-02-02 00:00:49 · answer #6 · answered by skynet 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-02-02 02:06:16 · answer #7 · answered by kluivert(17) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
different but it made me laugh
2007-02-02 01:17:09 · answer #8 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Jesus loves Gays including satan"
Background (pink flame) :)
2007-02-02 00:09:11 · answer #9 · answered by Vu 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
there's no such thing as a free dinner, LOL, great 10 / 10, thanks
2007-02-02 00:01:41 · answer #10 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋