Blonde joke?

Question

a blonde wakes up in the morning and says
'so are ALL you guys on the SAME football team?'




anymore jokes?

Answer 1

A man and his blonde girlfriend were walking through the park when the man goes 'Look a dead bird!' and the blonde looks up at the sky and goes 'Where?'

Answer 2

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Q:What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?
A: Third Grade!
Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's!
Q : What goes "vroom - screech | vroom-screech | vroom-screech"?
A : A blonde at a blinking red light.
Q: What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair brunette?
A: Artificial intellegence
Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe!
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio?
A: It took her 2 weeks to figure out that you could play it at night!
Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold!
Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the # 11???
A: She didn't know which 1 came first!
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the fish?
A: She tried to drown it!
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff!
Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
A: There is a stamp on it!
Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture!
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch as much as they can that is over their heads!
Q: Why don't blondes double recipes?
A: The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees!
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?
A: Reservations!
Q: There are three third grade girls, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Which one has the biggest ****?
A: The blonde.... she's 18!
Q: What do you get when you put 20 blonde's ear to ear?
A: A WIND TUNNEL! Q: How do you drown a dumb blonde?
A:Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool!
Q : how did the blonde wreck the hellicopter?
A : she got cold and turned off the fan.
Q : What did the blondes right leg say to her left leg?
A : Nothing, they've never met!
Q. How do you know when a blonde has been in your fridge?
A. there's lipstick on all the cucumbers.
Q:What do you call a blonde behind the steering wheel?
A: An airbag.
Q : What was the blonde doing up in the tree?
A : She was raking leaves.
Q : How can you tell a blonde has been in the bathroom?
A : There is make-up all over the mirror
Q : What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A :You pick it up, pull the pin, and throw it back!!!
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A: If you smack the blonde she blonde she keeps on sucking!
Q.How does a blonde turn on a light after have sex?
A.She opens a car door.
Q.Why can't blondes make kool-aid?
A.They don't understand how to get the 2 quarts of water into the little package.

Answer 3

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Answer 4

What do you call a blonde who has died her hair brown??
Artificial Intelligence

What do you call ten blondes standing in a row?
A air tunnel

How do you drown a blonde?
Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool

How do you keep a blonde occupied all day?
Write PTO on both sides of a piece of paper.

Why did the blonde use a whole bottle of Shampoo at once?
It said wash, rinse, repeat.

A blonde and a Brunette were having lunch at the brunettes house. The brunette's hauband came home with a bunch of roses. The brunette says"oh no, I am going to have to lie on my back with my legs open for the next week". So the Blonde asks " Don't you have a vase?"

Answer 5

hehe pretty funny! Here's some for ya':

Why does the blond have TGIF on her shoes?

It means Toes Go In First


Or how do you know a blond has been on your computer?

There's white-out on the screeen


Why'd the blond get kicked out of the M&M Factory?
She kept throwing out all the W's lol

Answer 6

A blonde arrives late at work.
Her boss asks "Where have you been?"
The blonde answers "There was a traffic jam."
Her boss asks "How long was it?"
The blonde answers "I don't know; I was in the front."

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A blonde asks in a bar “I can’t find out the day I was born.”
“How do you know that?”
The barman says “It is on your passport.”
The blonde looks and says “Waw that is luck!”
The barman asks “Why?”
The blonde answers “That’s on the same day as my birthday!”

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A blonde goes to the veterinarian.
The vet says “Your dog doesn’t have any ears.”
The blonde says “O, really?”
The vet then adds “The dog doesn’t have any eyes.”
The blonde again asks “O, really?”
The vet further says “That dog only has two legs.”
“I will have to finish it off.”
The blonde says “OK, go ahead.”
An hour later the blonde arrives.
She asks “And, did you complete it yet?”

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A blonde gets out of the shower and she runs around and around.
Her husband asks “What are you doing?”
She says “I just used Wash & Go shampoo.”

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A blonde and a brunette fall both from a tower.
Who will arrive first?

The brunette, as the blonde had to ask what way to take.

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By the way, I’m blond too. I might reconsider changing my hair color.

Answer 7

What 5 blondes ear to ear in a line makes? A blowgun.

Joshua, Are you blonde? We think so.

Answer 8

Good One
What is the difference between a blond and the titanic?
They know how many men went down on the titanic.

Answer 9

Yeah, not very funny. Blonde jokes are easy, but not that easy.

Answer 10

difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

you can drop your load in the washing machine and it won't follow you around for a week afterwards