1. Men are like ...Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like. ... Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ...Weather ......... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ....Blenders ....... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ...Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ...Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like .... Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ...Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ...Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like . Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like ...Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
2007-02-01 22:49:45 · 32 answers · asked by Miss Tickle 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
12. Men are like ....Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like ... Parking Spots .......... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
2007-02-01 22:50:07 · update #1
You need to meet a real man and not little boys, you'd change your mind.
2007-02-01 22:55:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
10/10 Awesome joke
2007-02-01 22:52:33 · answer #2 · answered by laney 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey i take offence, oh look a lava lamp pretty. Wow its so bright can i touch it? ow im atracted to its dim glow wow sorry where was i?
2007-02-01 23:19:13 · answer #3 · answered by Krayden 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
yeah the joke genious returns with another 10/10 laugh
woo-hoo
2007-02-01 23:41:17 · answer #4 · answered by Jade 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
some of those were pretty darn funny!!! 7/10
2007-02-01 22:53:36 · answer #5 · answered by Sara 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cool me like
2007-02-01 23:20:46 · answer #6 · answered by mary L 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
only the first 13 are true, now sad & deflated - the truth hurts (by the way 10 / 10 - if you can't laugh at yourself.........)
2007-02-02 00:07:05 · answer #7 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
got to my question ive fonud some diffrent ones
2007-02-02 06:30:37 · answer #8 · answered by tinklover637 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From a man's point it was a good joke!!!
2007-02-01 23:19:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good ones..you mean a woman thought of these...I'm impressed.
2007-02-01 22:54:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋