A couple went to a sex therapist and asked him 'will you watch us having sex?'. The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said 'there is nothing wrong with your act' and charged them Rs. 300/ as his fee. The couple gladly paid and left.
This was repeated for four weeks. The Doctor, in doubt, asked the couple what exactly was their problem. The man said ' she is married, I am married, so we can't use our houses. Taj charges Rs. 8000/ and Oberoi charges Rs. 6000/, where as we pay only Rs. 300/ here and get Rs. 250/ from Mediclaim'
2007-02-01 22:18:07 · 25 answers · asked by Electric 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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wht an imaginative mind of the discoverer
11/10 buddy
There was this Indian chief who was straining to blow a fart but it wouldn't come out.
So he sent his little messenger boy to the doctor and he says, "Big chief, no fart."
The doctor gives him a can of beans and tells him to come back tomorrow to tell him what happened.
The messenger boy comes back the next day and says, "Big chief, no fart."
The doctor gives him 10 cans of beans this time.
The messenger boy comes back the next day and says, "Big chief, no fart."
The doctor gives him 100 cans of beans.
The messenger boy comes back the next day and says, "Big chief, no fart."
The doctor gives him 1,000 cans of beans and says, "If this doesn't work then nothing will."
The messenger boy comes back the next day and looks at the doctor.
The doctor anxiously asked, "Well, did it work?"
The messenger boy says, "Big fart, no chief!"
2007-02-01 23:41:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Yes it is funny with about a 3 out of 10 rating
2007-02-02 06:21:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey Electric, you just gave me a shock! At least I never heard it before...10/10
2007-02-02 07:58:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
In the name of humor, it is funny. First time i have heard of it. he he he he ...9/10
2007-02-03 20:05:11 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before, but always a good laugh 10/10
2007-02-02 06:51:19 · answer #5 · answered by laney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Read the joke a trillionth time. But nway its funny!
.....zzz
2007-02-02 06:22:44 · answer #6 · answered by Elcie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, too much to think about with a different currancy, change it to £s, or even $s and it would be better, but still not good
2007-02-02 07:49:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard dat in different currencies before but still raise a chuckle....sorry low rating coz its not new anymore...
2007-02-02 06:24:17 · answer #8 · answered by SHIH TZU SAYS 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
interesting may b.. but i didnt find it funny.. mayb 3/10
2007-02-02 06:35:09 · answer #9 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice Ha Ha Ha LoL
2007-02-02 06:21:43 · answer #10 · answered by jolly boy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋