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You stop and signal the accident scene to prevent a secondary accident.
You call 911.
You use your first aid skill to help the patient stay alive untill the ambulance arrrives on the scene.

2007-02-02 00:48:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Drive off, cause you know he is going clean you out in civil court. You know its going to be like one long sad story about how he was abused by his Father, beaten, stoned then nailed to a cross and left to die. Then when he is resurrected again some guy runs him over with a car. The jury will be in tears and you know they will believe him cause Jesus doesn't lie.

2007-02-02 06:25:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 5 1

Like a man or beast, if I ran over them with my car, be bummed and immediately get them to a hospital.

2007-02-02 06:20:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Apologize!

2007-02-02 06:19:09 · answer #4 · answered by mark g 6 · 1 2

I'd ask "What the hell were you in the middle of the road for?" then see if the stories are true and see if he heals himself.

2007-02-02 06:33:15 · answer #5 · answered by Reuben Shlomo 4 · 3 0

Should I feel more remorseful because it was Jesus?

I would awful if I hit anyone with my car.

2007-02-02 06:22:04 · answer #6 · answered by Daybreak 2 · 0 2

Oops!...guess I'd cash in and start manufacturing little car pendants for people to hang round their necks...why not!

2007-02-02 06:22:22 · answer #7 · answered by CHEESUS GROYST 5 · 3 1

I'd get him up & demand he start bringing on a few miracles!

2007-02-02 06:58:59 · answer #8 · answered by Screamin' Banshee 6 · 0 0

Tape the aftermath and post it on youtube.

2007-02-02 06:26:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

wrong question again!(seems like u have a knack of asking the wrong questions)

anyway, my answer would be...if u accidentally ran over Jesus he will STILL BE ALIVE!! just as HE did when HE died on the cross and RESURRECTED!
AMEN

2007-02-02 06:23:20 · answer #10 · answered by choilein 3 · 0 3

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