Mormons to not know how to laugh. They do not know how to laugh at themselfs, And they do not know how to enjoy humor.
Jesus is know to be a savior who laughted and laughted alo.
Mormons seek to enjoy attacking people when the get hurt.
Jesus never attacked a single person and people did speak eveil of him all the time and even opposed him openly. Mormons do not defend there faith they attack the people that are telling them they are nuts. Mormons as just another group of people claiming we have the truth but you don't, Were the only ones going to heaven. We know God word and you don't.
For all mormons to really understand your faith. When your faith is in accordent with all of Daniel 7 then you can be assured of it being Gods faith. But as daniel 7 declares that the saints of the most high all shall be working in the kingdom of Christ which is on the earth. This one group of scriptures destroyes every bit of your faiths teaching. As God can't lie and he gave this informaiton?
2007-02-01 21:35:57 · 13 answers · asked by Thomas A 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
So my question is are you going to other worlds to have sex and become gods?
Jesus said you shall be as the angels of God neither given nor taken in marriage.
And Jesus is God.
Jesus said that you would be ruling on earth with him, in his kingdom.
So as your church is declaring Jesus a lier and his words lies. Can you understand why people call mormons a cult?
2007-02-01 21:39:16 · update #1
I am not Mormon, but I think I have to side with them on this one. You obviously have a "bee in your bonnet" over them. Your knowledge of the Bible is terrible. Jesus attacked people, have you never read of the money changers in the Temple. There is not one mention in the Bible of Jesus laughing as far as I can remember. I think you are really stretching Daniel 7 past what it is meant to say. The proof that you are at fault lies in the fact that they took offense at what you said, so you should not have said it.
2007-02-01 21:47:36 · answer #1 · answered by oldguy63 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Looks like you're in the minority with this opinion...and it's likely your jokes just weren't any good. Everyone I know has a great sense of humor, but they do often try to keep themselves dignified. I don't hold that against them. Also, I don't think that Mormons generally are the ones attacking, but are trying to defend themselves from the attacks of others, which is too bad. We should all respect each other despite their beliefs. It's all religion, which is based on faith, and individual's believe as they will. And, I know that Mormon believe they are working in the kingdom of Christ on earth, diligently.
2007-02-02 10:55:40 · answer #2 · answered by straightup 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Mormons know how to laugh... if you are funny. You must be as dull as blank piece of paper.
And exactly how does Daniel 7 destroy ANY of our teachings? This is another example of randomly picking scripture and claiming that it shreds our religion. Also, the bible is only as correct as it is translated.
I know exactly ZERO mormons (including myself) who enjoy attacking people when they get hurt.
I know that every mormon will defend our faith... if you have a LEGITIMATE argument. We don't randomly go around attacking people, but we don't care when people give us flak about pointless arguments, i.e. the use of steel in the scriptures.
2007-02-02 17:20:52 · answer #3 · answered by Beast8981 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It might be a good idea to study true humor in detail. I have been attending comedy improv for years and have written a comedic play each year for a few years now, and they have been performed. It takes compassion and understanding to use humor to enlighten people, so you may have some more time to work on this. Have a happy day, and I send you a smiling gummy bear. The best humor doesn't make people blush or angry, by the way. That has been my experience over the years.
2007-02-02 13:49:34 · answer #4 · answered by Cookie777 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
The bible does speak of 'anointed ones;'' small flock;' the saints;'they are the 144000 corulers of Christ...so if Mormons exceed 144,000 then where would the rest go? Other churches believe that their members will also go to heaven but they do not understand the real purpose of it.
I do not normally retort like this but I will now, even Mormons do not know the truth and they won't even go to heaven...not even I nor the members of our congregation will go there....as many have been called and few are chosen...the slots for the chosen ones have been filled up.
If Mormons really know God's word...they should have known that their founder was 'dreaming' and the bible warned (Jeremiah 29:8-9) that we should not believe such deception. And they should have followed the bible instead of the Mormon book.
But then I read your posts and they arent amusing...especially how you view who Christians are. I guess you are as blinded as others are.
2007-02-02 05:56:55 · answer #5 · answered by Tomoyo K 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Joking about Mormonism is not "on". I am not a Mormon and I think it is sad they are deceived by their leaders. The president says on Google video that some people don't deserve the truth.
2007-02-04 08:40:02 · answer #6 · answered by Buzz s 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am a Mormon and laugh at things when I think they are funny, I don't laugh at things that are crude, derogatory or just spreading lies.
It's funny that you think WE are the ones attacking...I think you are getting confused with us being defensive of our religion. We someone cuts you, do you not bleed?
You need to get a new hobby. It's not very Christ-like to put others down.
2007-02-02 13:31:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
We know how to laugh, and enjoy humor. But I know that I didn't find any of your so-called "jokes" very funny, and I'm sure that none of the other LDS memebers did as well. You say that you are a follower of Christ, then why do you not follow His commandment of "Love thy neighbor as they brother."? Aren't we all "neighbors in one way or another? Your "jokes" are not very kind, and you have no idea how much it hurts to know that there are people so intolerant of another man's faith, that he has to make jokes about it. Do you see any of the LDS memebers cracking jokes about your faith?
2007-02-02 05:48:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
The Almighty YHVH created this world very good. Once man sinned, he could no longer meet the requirements of YHVH. Because of His great love for man, He send His son the Savior. The Savior's name means YHVH is my Savior!--YAHOSHUA! The only way one can have his sins taken care of is to invite the Savior in to carry them. If a person chooses to remain attached to their sins, they will be consumed in the cleansing fire the Almighty will send to cleanse this world so He can make it new! How could the Almighty be more generous?
2007-02-02 05:39:47 · answer #9 · answered by hasse_john 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
mormons laugh at themselves, have you ever seen the RM? besides, why don't you stop baggin' on our church and study your scriptures more. that scripture doesn't destroy my faith, and neither does all the horrible comments you make about us. my faith lies in Jesus and his teachings.
ps. you're really not that funny.
2007-02-04 08:10:03 · answer #10 · answered by whit-to-the-ney 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋