Don't say this to a cop
The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over.
20. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
19. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
18. Aren't you the guy from the villiage people?
17. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.
16. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.
15. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
14. Bad cop. No donut.
13. You're not going to check the trunk, are you?
12. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
11. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on cops?
10. Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?
9. I pay your salary
8. So uh, you on the take or what?
7. Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning.
6. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
5. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other cars around, that's how far they are ahead of me.
4. What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist.
3. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
2. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.
1. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?
2007-02-01 21:03:12 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is an old one but still funny. Here is another about cops.
Some retired deputy sheriffs went to a retreat in the mountains. To save money, they decided to sleep two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first deputy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a different deputy's turn. In the morning, same thing--hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I watched him all night."
The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning," he said.
They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed and kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me all night long."
2007-02-02 00:50:50 · answer #1 · answered by Ex Head 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it incredibly is Hilarius i've got been given a million for u 2 3 issues to assert to a cop while pulled over for a dashing value ticket a million) i substitute into going to get you donuts 2) i substitute into going living house to work out law enforcement officials (teach) 3) i presumed you needed 2 race
2016-10-16 10:56:26 · answer #2 · answered by jackson 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny I'll Use it when I will get pulled over by a cop next.
2007-02-01 21:50:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol - mite use em when i get a xar and out on the road
ppl i fink ull all need life insurance - im gonna be out and about in my car soon
(lol - dont woz, i aint dat mjch of a bad driver - i havent even passed my test yet and already i am chattin)
2007-02-01 22:14:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 Great one
2007-02-01 22:54:04 · answer #5 · answered by laney 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe Very funny! 10/10 I'm gonna have to share that!
2007-02-01 21:38:40 · answer #6 · answered by tuxgal3 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha i think ill try some of those lines hehe
2007-02-01 21:09:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
holy s.h.i.t. that's funny. lmao hysterically. Put some more of these up!! This is the first time I've smiled in hours... .lol.
2007-02-01 21:08:45 · answer #8 · answered by mattysmommy2004 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
gonna have these in my head for a while....and will be smiling whenever I see a a cop.....very funny tnx
2007-02-01 21:08:37 · answer #9 · answered by SHIH TZU SAYS 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahah omg i cant stop laughing!!! i especially love #3....i think a crack head might actually say that...keep em comin :)
2007-02-01 21:18:06 · answer #10 · answered by dana <3 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋