Fred and Albert sitting drinking tea one morning, Fred turns to Albert and says " what do you reckon Albert weve both just passed our 85th birthdays, don't you think we should go out on Friday night, get mad drunk and find ourselves a couple of prostitutes, it about time we had a good night out"
Albert thinks its a great Idea and friday arrives and off they go, by the time they got to the 3rd pub they could hardly walk, the pair of them were blind drunk.
About half a mile up the road, they spot a brothel, Albert & Fred go inside, Lola the manager is sitting behind the desk " what can I do for you fella's ?
Fred says " we would like your two finest prostitutes please"
Lola see how drunk they are and calls over to Steve and whispers in his ear " take these two old dodders upstairs, put em in rooms 1 & 2 and throw a blow up doll on each bed , they are both so drunk and so old they'll never know the difference"
So off Fred and Albert go, they come downstairs about half an hour later, thank and pay Lola.......
staggering down the street Fred says to Albert " well how was she then" Albert Replies "well actually she didn't move very much, she just lay there, Im sure mine was dead"
Then Albert asks Fred " so how was yours then" Fred replies
"oh mine, well she certainly wasn't dead, In fact I swear she was a witch"
Albert says " a witch????? why do you say that
Fred replies " wellllll, there I was getting really into it and we were making mad, passionate love , I kissed her neck, then couldnt control myself and gave her a little bite on the neck, then she farted and flew outta the window"
2007-02-01 20:35:43 · 21 answers · asked by looby 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
soo funny
can hardly type i am laughing so much
thank you
luv it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
2007-02-01 21:33:19 · answer #1 · answered by ngbreeca 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah man hilarious 10/10
2007-02-01 20:41:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee 7/10
2007-02-01 20:40:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great 10/10
2007-02-02 01:22:52 · answer #4 · answered by tobybites 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO... thats very very funny...hahaha..
thanx for the laugh
2007-02-01 20:40:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh mate! Made my day haha.
2007-02-01 20:46:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh man. That was really funny!
2007-02-01 20:41:08 · answer #7 · answered by Bethany 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao like this one worth the read :)
2007-02-01 20:40:13 · answer #8 · answered by Mitch h 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
scale of one to ten i would give it a five
2007-02-01 20:41:39 · answer #9 · answered by chronus79 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny !
2007-02-02 04:46:58 · answer #10 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋