10. The monitor is up on blocks.
9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
8. The six front keys have rotted out.
7. The extra RAM slots have truck parts installed in them.
6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
5. The password is "Huntin".
4. The CPU has a gun rack mount.
3. There is a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.
2. The keyboard is camouflaged.
1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter".
2007-02-01 20:22:23 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You peaked with "the monitor is up on blocks." It all went downhill after that!
2007-02-01 20:27:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Y'know, a redneck installed my computer. I gotta say, I've never seen an ethernet cable made of barbed wire before.
2007-02-01 20:30:48 · answer #2 · answered by Tut Uncommon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFLAMO! Been trying to make a commen, but no way. How about rotating the tires on the "home keys"?
2007-02-01 20:26:39 · answer #3 · answered by PartyTime 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋