Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!
Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!
Yo mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.
Yo mama hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.
Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
Yo mama so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.
Yo mama twice the man you are.
Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.
2007-02-01 20:19:30 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny but tooooooooo long
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2007-02-01 20:29:20 · answer #1 · answered by Oh My God! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so old her Social Security number is 1
Yo mama is so old Jesus is in her high school yearbook.
Yo mama is so old her birth certificate was written on a scroll.
Yo mama is so fat when she wears a white dress we watch movies on her!
2007-02-02 05:03:34 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY, Here's a joke that just cracks me up, Yo mama is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!!!!!
2007-02-02 06:38:32 · answer #3 · answered by bluekiwi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama like a stop sign you can find her on every corner
2007-02-02 04:47:08 · answer #4 · answered by marfanman00000 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so fat her belt size is the equator.
2007-02-02 06:36:11 · answer #5 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Evil and funny...lol
2007-02-02 04:23:34 · answer #6 · answered by SHIH TZU SAYS 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny.
2007-02-02 06:59:20 · answer #7 · answered by laney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lt's not funny to me.
2007-02-02 04:35:16 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋