funny engagment poem?

Question

I want to write a funny poem into an engagement card. Any ideas peeps? Keep it clean though.


Thanks

by the way, this engagment isnt mine..its a friends. Just thought i would clarify that.

thanks

Answer 1

engaged? marriage on the way
now we know that you not gay
stay on the path and do not stray
dont forget to invite me on the big day

Answer 2

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
In truth, thou shoulds't be catalogued in fall.
X-rays do show the darling Buds of May
Traveling still along th'arterial wall.
Yet thou has't late become more temperate,

Older as thou art than thy flesh seems.
Nor do thine eyes betray thy body's date,
Even as within thy spirit gleams.

Author © Nicholas Gordon

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IWe met upon the Internet,
A friendship electronic,
Expressed alone in words and thoughts,
Inevitably platonic.

We live too far apart for us
To mingle in the flesh,
But much more close than family,
Our hearts and feelings mesh.

Your dear, dear self reveals itself
Without a voice or face.
We have our own sweet home within
Our precious cyberspace.

Author © Nicholas Gordon

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Oh she's nice, she's kind, Innocent too. She's probably pretty The right one for you So Just forget me: I'm only a friend Though I'll be with You Until the end

Answer 3

Try this one: (Roses are red, Violets are blue,and,I LOVE YOU MOST OF ALL.Respectfully Submitted, Rev. Terry R. Bovey ([e-mail]).

Answer 4

I knew this day would come
I saw you picking you picking your ring
enjoy your life together
and stop picking your ring

Answer 5

Want to jump off a cliff with me? Let's ruin our lives together forever....or until divorce do us part.

Answer 6

i see trees are green, red roses too
i see them bloom for me & u
i say to myself what a wonderful world...