A naked blond walks into a bar with a 2 foot salami underneath one arm and a poodle underneath the other. She sets the poodle on top of the bar and the bartender says, " I suppose you wont be needing a drink with that " To which the naked lady replies.......
2007-02-01 19:45:26 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No Thanks, The salami's for the dog, and the dog plays with my BEAVER !
2007-02-01 21:07:32 · answer #1 · answered by Stevie D 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A friend of mine told me that here i could get a very nice Poodle Skirt!
2007-02-04 23:16:33 · answer #2 · answered by GaMMaG 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is the one with no punchline but a lot of guessing from everybody. Judd Nelson (in The Breakfast Club) improvised it.
2007-02-02 03:57:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I didnt come here for a drink
2007-02-02 03:51:39 · answer #4 · answered by Mike S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the poodle
2007-02-02 03:50:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i didn't come here 4 a drink
2007-02-08 21:51:37 · answer #6 · answered by tyti aka poohbear 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to which the naked lady replies a drink with what........
2007-02-08 12:33:57 · answer #7 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*crash through the ceiling tiles* "this is what you get at my house when you spill paint on the garage floor"
2007-02-02 03:50:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, but dont you wish you had a stick of meat as big as mine ;-)
...Im sorry...
2007-02-08 12:02:14 · answer #9 · answered by buttercup9121 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao..ten is enough ..don't have to be a kabilillion..lmao~ funny...a 7
2007-02-02 03:51:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋