make a list if you want to
2007-02-01 19:44:31 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
come on i am sure you have more than one chat up line
2007-02-01 19:53:44 · update #1
You remind me of a spanner......Each time I see you, my nuts tighten.
2007-02-01 19:48:16 · answer #1 · answered by richieinswindon 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Chat up lines have never been my forte. On a few occasions that I have tried, 10 minutes later her boyfriend was using me a punchbag. Normally though, a well placed funny comment about what is happening at the time suffices. So far my score stands at: Succeded:1 or 2, failed: lots, hospitlal visits: a few. They never mention the "boyfriend" until he is suspending me three foot off the floor with one hand, and polishing his knuckles on the other!
2007-02-01 20:20:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bond, James Bond.
Hi, I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
I'm drunk.
Wow! are you as beautiful as you seem or do you just remind me of myself?
I want you to have my children (pause) GREAT! They are in the car outside.
You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
Hey sexy, I like chocolate, juggling pins and motercycles, wanna come back to my place and use all three?
Hey baby, everything I'm going to do to you tonight I learned at SeaWorld.
I've got a big nose, big hands, and really big feet. That's right, I'm a clown.
You owe me a drink! (Why?) Why not?
I'm hung like a tic tac. Freshen your breath?
Be unique and different, say yes.
I bet you 20$ you're gonna turn me down.
Here is $11. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.
2007-02-01 20:46:25 · answer #3 · answered by osellius 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chat up line? I thought you were referring to chat rooms.
2007-02-01 19:56:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hi
2007-02-01 19:49:42 · answer #5 · answered by ♥♥♥H뮧hË¥™♥♥♥ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i dont have a chat up line,i just talk to girls
2007-02-01 19:49:25 · answer #6 · answered by angus r 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, Wow, you have a fantastic figure ! Do you know what would look really good on you ? - ME ! ! Or, How do you enjoy your eggs in the morning ? - Fertilised I hope !
2007-02-01 20:31:34 · answer #7 · answered by davis.rick@btinternet.com 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you hurt yourself................
When you fell from Heaven....
failing that being able to convince them you have just won a HUGE sum of cash often does the job !!
2007-02-01 20:06:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me: What's the difference between McDonald's and a bj?
Her: Don't know?
Me: Fancy a burger?
2007-02-01 19:57:28 · answer #9 · answered by wrongjon 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
LOL
2007-02-01 20:23:02 · answer #10 · answered by kabal_wins2001 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋