A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products. At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle nipples.
The machine makes a loud "hiss-pop" noise. "The hiss is the rubber being injected into the mold," explains the guide. "The popping sound is the needle poking a hole in the end of the nipple."
Later, the tour reaches the part of the factory where condoms are manufactured. The machine makes a "Hiss. Hiss. Hiss. Hiss-pop" noise. "Wait a minute!" says the man taking the tour. "I understand what the 'hiss, hiss,' is, but what's that 'pop' every so often?"
"Oh, it's just the same as in the baby-bottle nipple machine," says the guide. It pokes a hole in every fourth condom."
"Well, that can't be good for the condoms!"
"Yeah, but it's great for the baby-bottle nipple business!"
2007-02-01 19:13:53 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA HA HA !!!
SO, IS THAT WHY THEY SAY CONDOMS ARE ONLY 99% EFFECTIVE ?
NO WONDER I GOT THREE BOYS OUT OF THE DEAL !
2007-02-01 19:43:55 · answer #1 · answered by Steven H 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah funny and not a common joke!
2007-02-01 19:22:46 · answer #2 · answered by ranya j 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unfunny.
2007-02-01 19:16:56 · answer #3 · answered by Nikkers 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh thats messed up!! But funny though
2007-02-01 19:16:54 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha...made me laugh for a whole 2 seconds not bad
2007-02-01 19:16:27 · answer #5 · answered by sax2003dude 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so wrong, but a very good idea for business
Cute =)
2007-02-01 19:17:30 · answer #6 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a good one. Funny.
Can't trust those kind of companies. :)
2007-02-01 20:15:41 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm, that's kinda messed up, funny, but messed up!!!
2007-02-01 19:20:28 · answer #8 · answered by leiadahn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha omg its funny hahaha
2007-02-01 19:46:55 · answer #9 · answered by micho 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha...it made me laugh out real loud...right after class, this is what i needed =)
2007-02-01 19:18:34 · answer #10 · answered by frantic! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋