Dear Billy Bob,
I'm writing this slow 'cause I know you can't read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left. Your dad read in the paper that..most accidents happen within twenty miles of home, so we moved. Won't be able to send you the address as the last..family that lived here took the numbers with them for their house, so they wouldn't have to change their address.
This place has a washing machine. The first day I put four shirts in it, pulled the chain and haven't seen 'em since.
The coat you wanted me to send to you, Aunt Ema said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with them heavy buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets.
Three of your friends went off the bridge in a pickup. One was driving and the other two were in the back. The driver got out. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. The other two drowned. They couldn't get the tailgate down.
If you don't get this letter, please let me know and i will send another one.
Luv Ma
2007-02-01 19:01:08 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes! It is very funny indeed!
2007-02-01 19:05:36 · answer #1 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-16 10:53:19 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, lmao.
try this one ,
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.
The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office. He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did it and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his
"boyhood " hanging out.
"I thought I told you to call your mom!" she said "I did," he said, "And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school."
2007-02-01 19:06:59 · answer #3 · answered by bleacherbrat34 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yha, funny and the other version I read said...
your dad is doing well after his job promotion....he now has now 500 people under him..he sweeps the lawn in the cemetery..
2007-02-01 20:31:15 · answer #4 · answered by SHIH TZU SAYS 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes quite entertaining... thanks for the smile.. oh and I was going to send you money but I have aleady sealed the envelope....
2007-02-01 19:42:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha omg its funny hahaha
2007-02-01 19:47:41 · answer #6 · answered by micho 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY ? YEA IT IS FUNNY !
MY MA SENT THAT TO BILLY BOB LAST MONTH !
AND I ALWAYS THOUGHT BILLY BOB WAS MY BRO ?
2007-02-01 19:55:25 · answer #7 · answered by Steven H 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL... ya its quite funny.. hahaha.. very good one..
2007-02-01 19:10:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Good one!
2007-02-01 19:05:58 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO...that's hilarious...
2007-02-01 20:09:35 · answer #10 · answered by ♠EmilyJayne♠ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋