2007-02-01 18:07:17 · 11 answers · asked by old dick withers 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i guess... he forgot to paint it yellow.. lol
2007-02-01 18:19:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this one:
Why do elephants paint their feet yellow?
So they can hide upside down in a bowl of custard...
You've never found an elephant in your custard have you?
No? Works then, doesn't it.
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But I've never heard the one about not having yellow feet.
2007-02-02 02:10:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cos of albino some elephant has the yellow skin feet.
2007-02-02 02:19:43 · answer #3 · answered by robert KS LEE. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
'Cause he painted his toenails red so he could hide in the strawberry patch.
2007-02-02 02:52:58 · answer #4 · answered by PartyTime 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the canary was not his father
2007-02-02 02:10:04 · answer #5 · answered by BigWashSr 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Purple because icecream doesn't have bones!
2007-02-02 02:37:05 · answer #6 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cause he doesnt!?? I stink at riddles.
2007-02-02 02:54:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would they
2007-02-02 02:09:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cause he hasn't peed on them yet?
2007-02-02 02:09:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because he is not a chicken????
2007-02-02 04:31:12 · answer #10 · answered by ausblue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋