A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
2007-02-01 17:35:33 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm at work in my meal break and I was kind of sleepy and you just scared the sleep away from me, I can stop laughing while I'm tipping, I hardly can wait until tomorrow night to tell my friends at the pub. Something good is that I can say it in English and Spanish without loosing the meaning of the joke. Thanks a lot.
2007-02-01 17:44:11 · answer #1 · answered by Javy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that will teach him lots of Vaseline 10/10
2007-02-01 19:53:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think of this is humorous yet i don't think of youthful human beings might desire to be uncovered to it as they won't get it or they could be affected wrongly. It has solid aspects of a humorous tale surprisingly with the irony interior the tip while the husband thinks he won't get "victimised" guess finally ends up getting so (or did he...?). :D
2016-09-28 07:40:17 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it, get the men back for a change.
2007-02-01 17:40:08 · answer #4 · answered by Mrs. Shrek 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10/10 great joke. MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD I ALMOST FELL OF MY CHAIR :)
2007-02-01 23:01:28 · answer #5 · answered by laney 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good
2007-02-01 18:07:50 · answer #6 · answered by flutterby 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You had me laughing. Good one.
2007-02-01 19:51:44 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao, thanx for the laughs.
2007-02-01 23:46:32 · answer #8 · answered by flee1906 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh thats funny, where did you find that joke
2007-02-01 17:50:14 · answer #9 · answered by bluetinkerbell 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was good ..wish I could remember jokes.
2007-02-01 17:41:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋