A policeman sent his wife and child to a sea resort for a vacation. After a week he joined them in the hotel. As soon as he came to the hotel room he wanted to make love with his wife.
- No darling, we can't do it here, our kid is watching us.
- You are right, lets go to the beach.
After a while, they start to make love on an empty beach. All of a sudden, a policeman run into them.
- Put your cloths on immediately, shame on you, you can't do that in public.
- You are right - said the husband - but it was a moment of weakness. We didn?t see each other for a week. By the way, I am a policeman too and it would be very embarrassing if you fine me.
- Don?t worry, you are a colleague and it is your first time. But this is the third time I caught this ***** making love on this beach in the last week and she will have to pay for it!
2007-02-01 17:26:19 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny?? i hope you find this funny. You owe me $12.45, you just made me throw up my whole lunch with laughter.
2007-02-02 01:05:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It was stupid, and the wording sounds like a retarded french-man talking.
2007-02-02 01:34:11 · answer #2 · answered by musclenbone 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch what a way to find out about his wife10/10
2007-02-02 03:56:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ROFL.. Ya it is Funny.. hahaha
thanx for the laugh
2007-02-02 01:43:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Made me smile momentarily, could have been better, honestly.
2007-02-02 01:41:36 · answer #5 · answered by Chase 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nope, sorry.
2007-02-02 01:31:22 · answer #6 · answered by Brandie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-05 22:57:41 · answer #7 · answered by tah326_sharemickey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol its ok
2007-02-02 02:19:30 · answer #8 · answered by Luke M 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
okay..funnie...
2007-02-02 05:00:53 · answer #9 · answered by SHIH TZU SAYS 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol....sweet!!!
2007-02-02 05:02:07 · answer #10 · answered by Yisi 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋