Just drawn the short straw on the graveyard shift. Doing a double, back to back . It is Friday night and I'm stuck here with nothing to do and I don't even have a book to read. Help save My sanity!
2007-02-01 16:56:08 · 14 answers · asked by Ashleigh 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
First-year students at Med School were receiving their first Anatomy
class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the
surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor
started the class by telling them: "In medicine, it Is necessary to
have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be
disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an example, the
Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the
corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth." Go ahead and
do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out,
hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a
finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.
When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told
them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my
Middle finger and sucked on my Index finger....
Now learn to pay attention...........
2007-02-01 17:31:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A quick test of intelligence. Don't cheat! Because if you do, the test will be no fun.
There are no Tricks to the test. Read this sentence:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE-
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIF-
IC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS.
Now count aloud the F's in that sentence. Important, count them ONLY ONCE: do not go back and count them again
Answer: One of average intelligence finds three of them. If you spotted four, you're above average. If you got five, you can turn your nose at most anybody. If you caught six, you are a genius. There is no catch. Many people forget the "OF"'s. The human brain tends to see them as V's and not F's.
2007-02-01 17:19:40 · answer #2 · answered by bluetinkerbell 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What does every person in the world have?
A name.
If little Johnny counted 30 houses on his right going to school and 30 houses on his left coming from school. How many houses did he count?
30
(those were the same houses both times. He was just facing a different direction)
2007-02-01 17:07:30 · answer #3 · answered by just ask me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must be a long ways away. Its Thursday night for me....
I can't think of any jokes, stories, or riddles, but I thought I would send a reply, and say Hi since you are so bored. I hope you find something to keep you occupied. :)
2007-02-01 17:05:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok so get this, there is a teacher, my english for junior year. And this guy is the biggest crackhead ever. His name is Mr.Bey, I'm at Wasatch Academy. So anyways this guy tries to act like a professor in college and all but seriously he smokes pot and does shrooms. Everything he said his babble and he has super ADD. So we were talking about a Vocab test or something and this girls walks into the door and he says "Jackie your late please be seated, quickly now (he has a british/canadian accent to.) Then he was like "Ok, back to the readings by Edgar Allen Poe." And we all look at each other like WTF? is this guy retarded or something. So just imagine an uptight guy who tries to be all smart be is retarded as helll. Hope that past some time
2007-02-01 17:02:33 · answer #5 · answered by Trublood 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I tell u a riddle:
There was 4 people on a plane. A malay drop off the plane and got shooted by a gun. A chinese drop off the plane and get shooted also. A english drop off the plane and also got shooted too. But why the indian dropped off the plane he never got shooted??
2007-02-01 23:52:36 · answer #6 · answered by shoryu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH it was SO cute... my 3 .5 year old brother i and were on our way home from the store and my dad called well my little brother was so excited that my dad called and said daddy i got a new toy and put the toy up to the phone with this HUGE smile on his face and and said SEE SEE ?? you like? you like??
2007-02-01 17:24:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
my favorite blonde joke:
Why did the blonde die in a helicoptor crash?
She got cold and turned off the fan!
here's my other favorite
A blonde was getting her annual exam at the gyno. The gyno finishes examing her and said "that's a nice hole down there., that's a nice hole down there". The blonde, confused, asked "why did you say that twice". The gyno replied, "I didn't, it echoed".
2007-02-01 17:01:24 · answer #8 · answered by missfunky 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My grandson went to the store with his papa, and decided he wanted to get a candy bar. Looked up at his papa and ask if he could get it? and papa told him well ok! My grandson looked at him and commited that papa, "maybe we should take it home to nana and ask her if I can have it first before we buy it" lol haoppened this after-noon. He's 5 years old.
2007-02-01 17:02:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alrighty,
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his neighbor, a blonde, went out to her mailbox, opened it, and returned to her home empty handed.
About five minutes later, he saw the blonde again. She checked the mailbox and once again, returned to her house empty handed.
She did this two more times before the man decided to ask her about it. "Why do you keep coming out to your mailbox every five minutes?" the man asked.
"Because," replied the blonde, "my computer keeps telling me that I've got mail!"
2007-02-01 16:59:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋