John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his blind date's door. She opened it and was as beautiful and charming as everyone had said.
"I'll be ready in a few minutes," she said. "Why don't you play with Spot, my dog, while you're waiting?" He does wonderful tricks. He rolls over, shakes hands, sits up and if you make a hoop with your arms, he'll jump through."
The dog followed John onto the balcony and started rolling over. John made a hoop with his arms and Spot jumped through--over the balcony railing. Just then John's date walked out.
"Isn't Spot the cutest, happiest dog you've ever seen?"
"To tell the the truth, " he replied, "Spot seemed a little depressed to me!"
2007-02-01 15:44:49 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
not really funny.... I was expecting a better punch line :o(
2007-02-01 16:46:50 · answer #1 · answered by Christina 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
So Spot got squawshed flatter than a pancake.
A small joke though.
2007-02-02 00:02:44 · answer #2 · answered by dogpye5 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! Funny!
2007-02-02 00:46:12 · answer #3 · answered by Maria C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Isn't this from "Something about Mary"?
2007-02-01 23:49:14 · answer #4 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
reminds me of an old movie..
2007-02-01 23:47:51 · answer #5 · answered by drew 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry not funny
2007-02-02 00:03:29 · answer #6 · answered by Lisa 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋