Is this possible even for Chuck?
2007-02-01 15:04:56 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-02-01 15:09:20 · answer #1 · answered by liltexan9 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-11-02 02:39:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is a weird question. Chuck is way old to be finally doing the deed, for one thing, and if his dad was a virigin Chuck would not even exist, unless his dad used some really fast handiwork!!
2007-02-01 15:09:11 · answer #3 · answered by Step into the Freezer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Even for Chuck I don't think this is possible there are enough gold diggers out there for him to have gotten laid back in the day.
2007-02-01 15:26:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ANYTHING is possible for Chuck Norris.
2007-02-01 15:07:07 · answer #5 · answered by McLovin 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol i hate chuck norris but i love the jokes about him
2007-02-01 15:55:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, because his father would have to have sex to create him, making Chuck a 2 celled organism. If your only made up of two cells, I'm pretty sure you dont have a penis.
2007-02-01 16:16:17 · answer #7 · answered by blueyboy1994 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well if chuck's mom was artificial insemenated.. and his dad never did the deed...then i guess it would be possible...short of that chuck would need a time machine.
2007-02-01 15:12:55 · answer #8 · answered by B-Rabbit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Umm, this obviously has to be a lie unless there were operations done (did some operations to put the sperm into the womb) or the dad wasn't his "real" dad...
2007-02-01 15:10:45 · answer #9 · answered by Hideaki Takizawa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cuz chuck norris can do anything...have a blinking contest with the sun(guess who won), etc, etc, etc....o yeah and dont call him charles
2007-02-01 15:19:03 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Panda♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm....maybe he did the deed for the first time with his dad watching. if you do something before someone some times it means that they can see you not that you do it first.
2007-02-01 15:53:50 · answer #11 · answered by ty t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋