What do you think? funny?

Question

The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in
deep doo-doo now!" Noticing some
>bones on the ground close by, he
immediately settles down to chew on
the
>bones with his back to the approaching
cat. Just as the leopard is about to
>leap the old poodle exclaims loudly,
"Boy, that was one delicious leopard!
>I wonder if there are any more around
here?"
>
>
>
>Hearing this, the young leopard halts
his attack in mid-strike, a look of
>terror comes over him and he slinks
away into the trees. "Whew!", says the
>leopard, "That was close! That old
poodle nearly had me!"
>
>
>
>Meanwhile, a monkey who had been
watching the whole scene from a nearby
>tree, figures he can put this knowledge
to good use and trade it for
>protection from the leopard. So off he
goes, but the old poodle sees him
>heading after the leopard with great
speed, and figures that something must
>be up. The monkey soon catches up
with the leopard, spills the beans and
>strikes a deal for himself with the
leopard.
>
>
>
>The young leopard is furious at being
made a fool of and says, "Here,
>monkey, hop on my back and see
what's going to happen to that conniving
>canine!"
>
>
>
>Now, the old poodle sees the leopard
coming with the monkey on his back and
>thinks, "What am I going to do now?",
but instead of running, the dog sits
>down with his back to his attackers,
pretending he hasn't seen them yet,
>and just when they get close enough to
hear, the old poodle says.
>
>
>
>"Where's that damn monkey? I sent
him off an hour ago to bring me another
>leopard!
>
>
>
>Moral of this story...
>
>
>
>Don't mess with old farts...age and
treachery will always overcome youth
>and skill! Bxllshxt and brilliance only
come with age and experience.

Answer 1

and girl i can bxllshxt with the rest of em pmsl 10/10

Answer 2

good joke tink and the moral is soooooooo true 10/10 and a star

Answer 3

That is funny ! 10/10.

Answer 4

Quite right Tink..........you tell these young ones to stop being so cockey......