How do you poop?

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2007-02-01 14:42:11 · 3 answers · asked by animalmother 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality

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I like to put on the right mood music, preferably Vanilla Ice.
I then eat a slice of bread buttered on both sides, spin around to the right 17 times, then to the left 5 times, run to the toilet, completely undress, and stand on the seat hunched over screaming 'tootsie' while I go.

You know, the usual way.

2007-02-01 14:56:12 · answer #1 · answered by Dethruhate 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋

Pants down, sit on toilet, push it out, and then wipe. I usually don't have any problems getting it to move. I can wait until its ready to come out before I have to sit on the toilet.

2007-02-02 05:18:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

In the toilet?

2007-02-01 22:51:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋