little jonny goes back to school after the summer holidays and is in class when the teacher starts asking people what they dd in the holidays
jonny is asked first and says
"well miss, i went to the park and played in the sandpit"
"thats good" says the teacher "now jonny if you can spell sand ill give you a sweet"
jonny goes "s - a - n urmmmm d miss"
"well done jonny, heres a sweetie" says the teacher
next mary answers
"miss i went to the park too and i saw jonny playing in the sand pit so i started playing in there with him!
"thats good mary" says the teacher "if you can spell pit ill give you a sweet"
"p - i - t" says mary
"well done heres a sweetie" the teacher replies
next prakesh answers
"miss i went to the park also and saw jonny and mary playing in the sand pit, but they wouldnt let me play with them"
"thats awful" reples the teacher "that sounds like racial discrimination, now if you can spell discrimination ill give you a sweetie"
2007-02-01
14:24:49
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antidisestablishmentarianism. i love that word
the study of people that are against the overthrow of establishment
2007-02-01
14:47:32 ·
update #1