how do I get out of school?

Question

ho knows some ways I can get out of school? sure fire ways. That I can do using common household items, thanks!!!!

(if your wondering, its 'cause I didn't do a big project)

Answer 1

I got a degree in getting out school. I have managed to go a whole year without doing a full 5 day week of school.

Start playing sick tonight, and when you wake up say its gotten worse. Do not use the stomach ache excuse, unless you lock yourself in the bathroom for a long time saying that you have the runs. Fake puke may work. Just mix up some oatmeal, orange juice, and chew some leftovers from dinner...then mix everything together in a plastic bag. You can put it on the floor and tell your mom you threw up.

The Headache Excuse:

This never fails. Tell your mom you have a killer headache and just being in the light makes your whole head hurt, basically fake a migrane. Say you woke up 2 hours earlier and took some tylenol but it didn't work.

Accident Excuse:

If you dont mind having to take a trip to the doctors office even though nothing is wrong check these ones out.

-Fall down say you hurt your arm really bad, start crying and screaming b/c of the pain

-Trip and say you spraind your ankle

....these ones dont work as well as the headache or stomach ache ones. Also the fake throw up thing takes a lot of skill to pull off so I wouldnt reccomend it for a first timer.

I hope I helped.

Answer 2

i do the same thing, i usually do one of a few things...exlax, eye drops, or allot of vodka..they all make u really freeking sick...but u want 2 get out of school so u have time 2 do the project...so those are out, cuz u would b in the bathrom 4 an hour...tell ur parents u threw up, then open the bathroom window, and air it out so they think u did...use allot of mouth wash, so it looks like u tryed 2 get the taste out of ur mouth...and drink a soda b4, so u can give some nice burps, and make it look like u r trying 2 hold it down

Answer 3

This one always works, so it outloud though so the whole class hears you, hold your stomach and keel over, when the teacher asks whats wrong say you have explosive diareaha, then say you have to go and run out the door. Your clear until the end of class!

Answer 4

i'm 15 and that i ought to not in any respect positioned on fake eyelashes to college. what's the point in getting dolled up for college? you gained't look any diverse once you dress up for activities/going out etc. once you're going to do makeup for college purely save it user-friendly and organic searching as you'd be doing it maximum days.

Answer 5

Wake up an hour before your parents. Eat something and go back to bed. Then after your parents get up go puke in the toilette (dont flush)and head stright back to bed. Few words will be spoken all u gotta say is "i puked"

Answer 6

You're going to have to face the music eventually. Why make it worse?

Answer 7

what was sooo important that you could not do your BIG project
for school?
Explain that to your teacher - he will understand, that you had much
more important things to do, than just doing you homework.
Grow up!!!

Answer 8

fake the stomach flu. be like MOM I JUST CRAPPED MYSELF! lol
then you no keep runnin to the bathroom till your parents leave. and your all set. if ur a girl fake bad cramps. thats simple

Answer 9

take it like a man. youll have to deal wth your problems eventually

Answer 10

Face up to your responsibility and remember: THOSE WHO PLAY, PAY.