I'm sorry, everyones thinking it, I just asked it. But seriously who would win?
2007-02-01 14:12:29 · 22 answers · asked by Cheer_Star107 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
o.k, looking good for Jesus now, lets throw Satan and Martha Stewrt ( I cant spell) in there.
2007-02-01 14:19:34 · update #1
Jesus wouldn't fight (duh) but if he did.... come on... he's skin & bones.
Young Chuck Norris and Buddah would be a good match because the Buddah had that belly which could absorb a lot of punishment.
Older Chuck Norris would dominate because his strength increases as he ages thanks to the Total Power Gym.
2007-02-01 14:18:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
seriously? lol. i would have to say Jesus. I mean he has all the answers, and i am pretty sure, if you get Him mad enough, he'll kick some ***. I saw someone say before that Buddha was too peaceful, i have to agree, i mean, He is a peaceful guy, that is what you have to do to reach that enlightenment stage. And Chuck Norris, he is a T.V actor, he might look good and is excellent on TV. but seriously, he is getting old in his age for a human. So seeing these facts, I'm am still sticking with Jesus. ;-P
2007-02-01 22:21:20 · answer #2 · answered by photo_girl_90 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris.
2007-02-01 22:16:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Chuck Norris would win. Jesus would turn the other cheek. Buddha wouldn't fight back because he believed he would be reincarnated as something better in the next life.
2007-02-01 22:20:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus, hands down, but if we're throwing Martha Stewart and satan in there, it's obvious they'd tag team and kick everyone's ***, seriously. Martha would fling out some sort of illegal opperation and satan would be right there to carry it out.
What about James Brown? Why isn't he in this?
Ok, maybe Jesus would win after enough provoking...
GO JESUS!
2007-02-01 22:40:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey Sparky you should move to Aspen CO if you don't already live there that is. They are obsessed with Chuck Norris there. BTW Jesus would win.
2007-02-01 22:16:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know Chuck personally and he would not fight Jesus he would side with Jesus and convert Budda no need to fight.
My kid was taught by Chuck he is a great man.
2007-02-01 22:21:50 · answer #7 · answered by dianehaggart 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris! =P
2007-02-01 22:18:10 · answer #8 · answered by Ethernaut 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would way Jesus would kick chuck norris, budahh
2007-02-01 22:15:55 · answer #9 · answered by Just So 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would naturally/as Jesus said you can be as me or GREATER,!! it says for us to BE AS GOD. if you met me you would know why.as I am all of what is, for ever more into eternity beyond all doubts .beyond all dimensions, forever I will be able to beat ANYONE up as I am the baddest man in Town,Y'all.but if it actually was those people fighting,My man. Chuck would win of course.but only on this earthly plane of existence, Jesus and Buddha or truly good friends of mine and I would be hooting and hollering in there corners if they fought in one of the higher dimensions of the God worlds.
2007-02-01 22:25:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋