WATER...... It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter Of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more Than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, We are consuming 1 kilo of poxp!
However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, Vodka, beer or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a Distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.
It is better to drink wine and talk sh*t than to drink water and be full Of sh*t.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I am doing this as a public service.
Men fantasize about being in bed with two women.
Women fantasize about it too because at least they'll have someone to talk to when he falls alseep.
At Sunday school, the teacher asked little Johnny, "Do you know where little boys and girls go when they do bad things?"
"Sure," little Johnny replied. "They go out in back of the church yard."
2007-02-01 13:43:34 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lmao
10/10
Tink x
2007-02-02 01:33:50 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Last?! But I love listening to your jokes...:(
2007-02-01 14:10:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice speech....lol
the last joke is vry funny....
2007-02-01 21:21:48 · answer #3 · answered by Yisi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋