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Okay everyone. I'm bored, and I read a few questions about the commandments on here and one lady had to make the comment about "atheist commandments" and how we only care for ourselves and flame other christians.

So for everyone's viewing pleasure:

The Atheist Commandments! (everyone give one you live by)

2007-02-01 13:30:58 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

20 answers

Thou shalt consume pork

Thou shalt chuckle heartily with thine friends when christians flame thy questions, thinking they're being cool.

Thou shalt strive to quip at the least two "thy mother" jokes a day.

2007-02-02 00:34:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous 2 · 0 0

Thou shalt think with reason, logic, and skepticism.

And thou shalt not do to others what you would not want done to you in similar circumstances.

(Although there is no commander anywhere to give commandments. These just make sense.)

2007-02-01 13:44:37 · answer #2 · answered by NHBaritone 7 · 2 0

1) Treat others as you would want to be treated by them.
2) Question authority.
3) Trust but verify.
4) Think.

2007-02-01 14:22:46 · answer #3 · answered by Jim L 5 · 1 0

Thou shalt never ever, under any circumstances, flood an entire planet and kill everything no matter how much Tele Tubbies the kids watch.

You all know just what I'm talking about.

2007-02-01 13:37:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

To help others as Einstein so well put things :Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile.
Albert Einstein

2007-02-01 13:39:49 · answer #5 · answered by dogpatch USA 7 · 2 0

The world/universe is not 3 thousand years old!

2007-02-01 13:52:16 · answer #6 · answered by Iceplayr 4 · 2 0

Don't strive to just believe, strive to know.

Science is the search for truth.

Evolution is the ulitmate in feeling spiritual.

2007-02-01 13:37:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

we shalt remember to challenge all religious authority

we shalt never cease to ask questions

we shalt live to honor all people, all nations, all cultures and embrace diversity

we shalt live by respecting self and others in all things

we shalt always work hard, play hard, and rest hard

2007-02-01 13:52:55 · answer #8 · answered by voice_of_reason 6 · 3 0

Don't let a Christian sit next to you on the bus.

2007-02-01 13:33:28 · answer #9 · answered by S K 7 · 3 0

Thou shall think

2007-02-01 13:36:49 · answer #10 · answered by Bill K Atheist Goodfella 6 · 5 0

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