The day before Thanksgiving this little boy heard his mom and dad fighting. The husband said to his wife, "You stupid bxtch, you have floppy txts."
She wasn't about to be outdone and said, "Well you have a crooked dxck, you bxstxrd."
Well, the little boy heard every word they said. After they got done fighting, he went up to the mom and asked her what bxtches and bxstxrds were.
She told him that they were people. Then he asked what crooked dxcks and floppy txts were. She told him that they were coats and hats. The little boy accepted both answers and went on his way.
The next day, they were getting ready for a huge feast with friends and family. The little boy went up stairs where his dad was shaving. The dad cut himself and said "Shxt!" Well once again, the boy started asking questions and asked what 'shxt' was. The father told him that it was "shaving cream".
2007-02-01 13:30:06 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The boy accepted this answer and went downstairs were his mom was stuffing a turkey. When the mom cut herself with a knife, she said "Fxck!" The boy once again asked what 'fxck' was. She told him that it was "stuffing". About that time, the door bell rang.
When the little boy went to answer the door, it was his grandparents. Upon opening the door, the little boy said: "Hi bxtches and bxstxrds. Let me take your crooked dxcks and floppy txts for you. Dad's upstairs putting shxt on his face and mom's in the kitchen fxcking the turkey."
2007-02-01 13:34:38 · update #1
Loved it
pmsl
10/10
Tink x
2007-02-02 01:54:15 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2007-02-01 21:44:25 · answer #2 · answered by wally_zebon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
IVE HEARD ONE SIMILAR BUT THAT TAKES THE BISCUIT & TURNS IT INTO SOUFLETT
THANK YAHOO Q&A FOR A WONDERFUL WAY TO PASS ON JOKES
HORAH FOR THE TELLER.
2007-02-01 13:44:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one...thanks dude! Can't wait to pass on to my friends!
2007-02-02 02:14:21 · answer #4 · answered by HotInTX 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one chris one mixed up kid that 10/10
2007-02-01 18:59:19 · answer #5 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one chris
2007-02-01 21:11:39 · answer #6 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I still love'm! I could do this all day!
2007-02-01 14:10:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope you are still at school...
otherwise that is one sad joke from an adult!
2007-02-01 14:41:38 · answer #8 · answered by THINKER 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lmao! oh, that's great!
2007-02-01 13:37:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA
2007-02-01 21:48:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋