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What good pick-up lines do you know?

2007-02-01 12:39:04 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

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Well, if getting the girl is as crime, I'am on the worlds most wanted list.

2007-02-01 12:46:52 · answer #1 · answered by anthonys152000 1 · 0 0

That will actually work? Or ones that will get you slapped?

I had friends in college who used to hae a contest to see which one of them could get slapped first using pick up lines in bars.

The best one - Are you as nasty as you look?

2007-02-01 12:42:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Would you like to go f u c k

What's up slut how much?

I have a ham in my back seat. Would you like to eat some?

I haven't seen a girl as pretty as you since I got out of prison.

Are you really that big? That's a lot of pushin for the cushin. Bring it on!

2007-02-01 12:45:22 · answer #3 · answered by Candi 2 · 0 0

There is no good pickup line...... all are cheesy. Anybody who falls for anything but "hi" desrves what they get.

2007-02-01 12:44:00 · answer #4 · answered by jackson 7 · 0 0

None.

Here are some lame ones though:
"If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

"Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven?"

2007-02-01 12:43:14 · answer #5 · answered by lildevilgurl152004 7 · 0 0

Are you from Tennesee? ...."cause you're the only "Ten I See!!!"

The other: Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you?

2007-02-01 12:42:48 · answer #6 · answered by redslippers 4 · 0 0

Excuse me how do you like your eggs in the morning???
-over easy.
-scrammbled
-or fertilized???

Ask her if she knows how much a polar bear weighs?
if she says she doesn't know, you state--enough to break the ice---Hi whats your name????

2007-02-01 12:46:26 · answer #7 · answered by vin_man00 2 · 0 0

are u from tennesee because ur the only ten i see

2007-02-01 12:41:38 · answer #8 · answered by katie 2 · 0 0

Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I'd like to tap your ***.

2007-02-01 12:57:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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