These 3 guys are walking through the jungle. A soldier, a japanese guy and a waiter from NYC. Of course they run into a bunch of cannibals. The chief cannibal says " ok listen up ,we are going to cook your dead bodies up in a big vat and use your skins to make our canoes. We can either kill you ourselves or you can die with honor using the weapon of your choice. So the soldier says"ok give me a pistol" He sings his military fight song and shoots himself in the head. The japanese guy says "ok,give me a sword" He says his families ancient samerai oath and chops his own head off. The waiter says "ok,give me a fork." The chief asks " A fork?" Waiter says " Yeah a fork" so the waiter takes the fork and stabs himself repeatedly in the chest yelling " I hope your fuuckin boat sinks! "
2007-02-01 12:29:33 · 10 answers · asked by charlie_the_carpenter 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahahahahahahaha thats a good one too. hahaha
2007-02-01 12:33:12 · answer #1 · answered by just fine 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'LL LIKE TO PLACE AN ORDER!!
3 digits, lightly sauteed
liver, rare
toes, cunchy
2007-02-01 20:53:59 · answer #2 · answered by Lerat 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol,Dats so funny I get it. I'm even Imaginig it in my head and it's like a funny show,this is totally funny.
2007-02-01 20:34:52 · answer #3 · answered by Lissa305 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha i had to read it twice before getting it. 9/10
2007-02-01 20:35:36 · answer #4 · answered by nybabyblu 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-02-01 20:34:11 · answer #5 · answered by just wondering 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't get this joke, i'm a little blonde, but will you explain the end part?
2007-02-01 21:00:30 · answer #6 · answered by babydiva2008 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
LOL!! I thought it was funny!
2007-02-01 20:34:31 · answer #7 · answered by felita2004 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaa i didn't get it at first though ( cricket)
2007-02-01 20:36:39 · answer #8 · answered by skimboardergal6 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol! star for you!
2007-02-01 21:08:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-01 20:46:25 · answer #10 · answered by dre777 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋