in tears.
He asks her what is wrong.
She says "I am trying to do this jigsaw of a rooster but none of the pieces seem to fit together"
She is so upset that he comes home to try and sort it out.
When he comes home he says "where is the jigsaw"?
She points to the table , still sobbing.
He says "OK, put the cornflakes back in the box".
2007-02-01 11:40:12 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Like it Peter O........What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
The Panama Canal is a busy ditch :)
2007-02-01 11:45:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
ok thats the funniest joke ive heard in ages
i know its hard to rate answers to jokes so
why did the chicken cross the road?
because it was stuck to the hedge hog
why did the hedge hog cross the road ?
to see his flat. mate.
2007-02-01 11:48:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I thought the jigzaw is real one. Nice joke.
2007-02-01 11:44:36 · answer #3 · answered by myk_1652prince 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Hilarious!
2007-02-01 15:15:58 · answer #4 · answered by NeonBlue 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha thats dang awsome. hahahaha
2007-02-01 11:58:03 · answer #5 · answered by just fine 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats amusing .......... I'm going to try it out now just bought a new box .......
2007-02-04 03:41:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
rotfl 9/10! :D
2007-02-01 11:45:36 · answer #7 · answered by tuxgal3 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard that one before. but it is still funny...
2007-02-01 17:04:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH! FFS! this did have me smile as corney as it was!
2007-02-01 13:57:19 · answer #9 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha haha...i love it
i heard it before tho but.......ha ha hah lmao
2007-02-01 11:50:24 · answer #10 · answered by petra_sweety 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋