Have you ever passed gas somewhere that you thought was safe from offending others only to find out it wasn't.. It happened to me in an elevator. I was the only one on, so I let it rip, but when the doors opened a few floors down there was one person waiting to get on. As I was walking away he yelled loudly, It smells like "A**" in here. I was mortified. Of course this was at work.
2007-02-01 11:38:15 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Guilty. What's worse is when you get on an elevator and its empty but it smells... and then someone else gets in on another floor and thinks you're the one who smelled it up! Man I hate that!
2007-02-01 11:41:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That might be the #1 best question possibly, that I've ever read on here. I'm not a big laugher, but I actually laughed out loud at this one.
I have Chron's disease, and am VERY gassy. I have always enjoyed a good fart. One of my favorites was when I was in a grocery store, and I knew it was going to be a loud one. I stopped right where I was - pretended I was looking at a can of soup until the urge passed. Luckily I wasn't caught.
My other favorite was when I was at a nice restaurant. I was in a huge booth with a wooden bench, and the reverberation was amazing. It was the absolute loudest fart I have ever heard! It was early in the day, and not crowded, but audible way across the room to the bar area. (I blamed my husband.)
PS - Looking for a good farting place? A sealed wooden chair is #1!!! Good luck to you fellow farters!
2007-02-03 02:03:44 · answer #2 · answered by Jilly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh h**l yes. I was on a trolley in San Diego. I had to fart real bad and there was only me, an old woman and a young couple. I didn't think anything about it. My farts usually don't smell. I ripped an SBD (silent but deadly). The couple got up and moved to the other end of the trolley car, complaining all the way. The old woman just grinned at me. There wasn't even some homeless person to blame it on. It was bad.
2007-02-01 11:50:31 · answer #3 · answered by Angie, Raised by Wolves 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Simply call back 'hey, it wasn't me!'. I assume the elevator is used by a lot of people so how is he gonna know?
If you're the only ones in the building it'd have been proper etiquette to apologise, and never blame any specific person, but just a general comment to claim it was like that when you got on won't hurt.
2007-02-03 19:20:08 · answer #4 · answered by Sheriam 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I pass gas all the time just so it can offend others. When we do P.T. in the morning, on our little run I'll bust some serious @SS and everyone behind me will be choking and gagging, and I'll be grinning like a possum eating $hit, knowing that I got away with it.
I really love our runs in the morning :o)
2007-02-01 12:09:58 · answer #5 · answered by Jesus.H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely. This past Monday I was shopping at a local department store. It was around noon, so not that many people were there at all. I was looking in the lingerie and got a pang in my gut letting me know what was coming next. I looked around to make sure no one was within earshot and let it rip. I tried my best to keep it as inaudible as possible, but my belly had other plans...it was a rumbler, let me tell you. I giggled, because that type of thing cracks me up (I know it shouldn't, but it does), then in mid giggle this lady emerges from the nearby dressing room, bras in hand and with a disgusted look on her face. I was totally embarrassed, but her reaction made me laugh so hard inside I could barely contain myself. I guess she thinks because she has money it means her sh!t doesn't stink - I'm sure hers is worse than mine.... lol!
2007-02-01 11:46:47 · answer #6 · answered by polishedamethyst 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
In his way Stalin was another Hitler, and Stalin lasted longer in power, and died of old age, still in power. Stalin was in charge of Soviet Russia, a very powerful nation. Since that time there have been several dictators in charge of nations which have had wide influence, e.g.Ghaddafi in Libya (small nation by population, but big influence because of oil), Mao Tse Tung in China and Saddam Hussein in Iraq (oil, again, and look at the chaos in Iraq since he was deposed). Nobody can predict the future, but I would not be surprised to find a dictator in a similar position to Hitler at some time.
2016-05-24 03:29:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why even bother trying to hide things? The best farts are public and with plenty of victims. Next time hold your fart until the elevator is crowded then let it rip just as you walk off.
2007-02-01 11:41:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I trumped in a queue in the bus station once, there was a young boy just *** high stood behind me but i didn't know. I did a smelly one and the little boy whispered to his mum ' poo mummy that lady smells' His mum slapped him across the head and told him off for being rude. I felt awful but laughed about it after
2007-02-01 11:43:30 · answer #9 · answered by sundancer332003 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
of course. I think it happens to the best of us. I really embarassed my self when I was about 13, I thought it was going to be a silent passing of gas, but it was loud, I was in church.
but as my dad always said "better to bear the shame then bear the pain"
Laught it off.
2007-02-01 11:48:27 · answer #10 · answered by Pandora 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋