Fred and Mary get married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back
to Fred's Mom and Dad's for their first night together.
In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his
breakfast. As he's going out of the door to school, he asks his mom If
Fred and Mary are up yet.
She replies, "No".
Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to
school."
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up
yet?"
She replies, "No."
Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go Back
to school."
After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, Are Fred and Mary Up
yet?"
His mom says, "No."
He asks, "Do you know what I think?"
Exasperated, his mom replies, "Ok, ok, tell me what you think."
"Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I Gave him
my airplane glue."
2007-02-01 11:32:10 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You think maybe it was actually Lionel Ritchy and that's how he came up with the song, "Stuck On You?"
2007-02-01 12:18:05 · answer #1 · answered by Sage 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh Wow that was.......I feel bad for Fred and Mary
2007-02-01 19:50:45 · answer #2 · answered by Stunnas on got my stunnas on 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-02-01 21:20:25 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg! that sucks for fred and mary! good joke though
2007-02-01 19:48:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! That's really a good one! Thank you for a great laugh!
2007-02-01 19:40:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha, yes I liked it myself
2007-02-01 19:36:59 · answer #6 · answered by Rocklyn80 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, yes it's funny!
2007-02-01 19:36:19 · answer #7 · answered by charlie_the_carpenter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah! haha
2007-02-01 19:35:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, I'm lol
2007-02-02 00:17:35 · answer #9 · answered by DON'T GIT LOC'D UP 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahhaha omfg suks to be fred/mary. wat a honeymoon. lmao 9/10
2007-02-01 19:46:07 · answer #10 · answered by sexy_beast 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋