I may have posted this before. Not sure!
A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman.
With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his manhood in a vice. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle.
Next she picked up a hacksaw.
The husband terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said, "Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire."
2007-02-01 11:25:06 · 23 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ouch you are wicked but i love it (and the joke)
nearly pmsl on this one but save'd the wife extra washing and only rofl 10/10
2007-02-01 14:06:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
women do the cruelest things tink revenge is sweet 10/10
2007-02-01 19:09:10 · answer #2 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No jokes involving a man's thing being cut off are funny to a man. Maybe to a woman. ouch!
2007-02-01 11:30:25 · answer #3 · answered by charlie_the_carpenter 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hehehehehehheee.....made me chuckle in a evil woman kind of way! Def funny!
:-)
2007-02-01 11:32:50 · answer #4 · answered by CrunchyCookies...Leeds...x 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! lol! fantastic, would do exactly the same if it were my hubby, all love n respec' goes out the window (jus like the other woman!) keep it comin, luvvin' it!
2007-02-01 11:37:19 · answer #5 · answered by shell 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i find it hard to rateanswersto jokes so heres one for you
what do you call a gorrilla with bananas in it ears?
anything you like it cant hear you
lol.
thanks for the larf.
2007-02-01 11:43:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Funny and thankful, you're not my wife.Made me shivers.
2007-02-01 11:59:21 · answer #7 · answered by Erase Program Read Only Memory 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
Keep smilin'.
2007-02-01 15:29:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im a little lost
2007-02-01 13:19:59 · answer #9 · answered by tRaCi3 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
hahahaha i loved it! girl should get revenge more often dont you think?!
2007-02-01 11:34:09 · answer #10 · answered by Coco 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋