A nurse walked into the doctor's office and said, "Doctor, there's a man in the waiting room that says he's

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invisible." The doctor said, "Tell him I can't see him."

Answer 1

There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem with passing gas. Since she came from a generation when people didn't even talk about this kind of problem it took a long time for her to seek help. Finally, however, she was persuaded to consult her family doctor.
After she filled out all the proper forms and had waited about 20 minutes in the waiting room the doctor called her into his office, leaned back in his chair, folded his hands into a steeple and asked her how he could help.
"Doctor," she said, "I have a very bad gas problem." "A gas problem?" replied the doctor. "Yes. Yesterday afternoon I had lunch with the Secretary of State and his wife and had six, um, er, ahhh... silent gas emissions. Last night I had dinner with the governor and his wife and had four silent gas emissions. Then, while sitting in your waiting room I had five silent gas emissions! Doctor, you've got to help me! What can we do?"
"Well," said the doctor thoughtfully, "I think the first thing we're going to do is give you a hearing test."

Answer 2

i think of, the means of presence could have extremely some meanings, merely as to be able to adventure the self or to stay with thoughtlessness or to pay interest to the reality previous the strategies or the flexibility to hearken to the sound of the silence or to stay and not employing a memory of the previous and an mind's eye with regard to the destiny.

Answer 3

Cute!

Answer 4

Great! I needed a silly joke. What does a snail on a turtle's back say?......WEEEEE!

Answer 5

hahah thats simple and good i like it

Answer 6

an oldie but goodie!

Answer 7

huh!.....awkward nurse, doc and patient they all need treatments..lol

Answer 8

hahahaa. i like it

Answer 9

lol