i just need a good laugh
:-D
2007-02-01 11:14:47 · 9 answers · asked by !!! 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem with passing gas. Since she came from a generation when people didn't even talk about this kind of problem it took a long time for her to seek help. Finally, however, she was persuaded to consult her family doctor.
After she filled out all the proper forms and had waited about 20 minutes in the waiting room the doctor called her into his office, leaned back in his chair, folded his hands into a steeple and asked her how he could help.
"Doctor," she said, "I have a very bad gas problem." "A gas problem?" replied the doctor. "Yes. Yesterday afternoon I had lunch with the Secretary of State and his wife and had six, um, er, ahhh... silent gas emissions. Last night I had dinner with the governor and his wife and had four silent gas emissions. Then, while sitting in your waiting room I had five silent gas emissions! Doctor, you've got to help me! What can we do?"
"Well," said the doctor thoughtfully, "I think the first thing we're going to do is give you a hearing test."
2007-02-01 11:25:17 · answer #1 · answered by Ex Head 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Look at my questions from today and the past couple days. :) I love to make people laugh
2007-02-01 19:22:18 · answer #2 · answered by tuxgal3 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Glad you asked. Here is one for you. An Indian (hindu) tourist is visiting NYC and this he is trying to get to Brooklyn. He stops and asks a guy and mind you, this is probably the third New Yorker he has bothered for directions so he say " Can you pls. tell me how to get to Brooklyn or should I go f.u.c.k. myself?
2007-02-01 19:20:29 · answer #3 · answered by Francis P 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
So a mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry, we can't serve you here." So the mushroom says:
"Why not? I'm a fun guy (fungi)!"
2007-02-01 19:18:42 · answer #4 · answered by Ryan S 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Two televisions got married. The ceremony was okay, but the reception was GREAT.
2007-02-01 19:19:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
-you have a henweigh on you.
-whats a hen weigh?
-about 4 pounds
2007-02-01 19:18:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Roses are red, i'm at the door,Yo mama has a cup saying "Change for poor." {:]}
2007-02-01 20:04:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
knock, knock
who's there?
ma-damn
ma-damn who?
ma damn foot got stuck in the door!!!
2007-02-01 19:19:50 · answer #8 · answered by -emo elmo- 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
whats the diff b/w jews and pizzas
the pizzas doesnt scream when they are in the oven
2007-02-01 19:22:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 10⤋