these are the jokes folks!
don't forget to tip your waitress.
try the meatloaf!
2007-02-01 11:10:11 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Ask the WSIDR, he's got all the answers by now I'm sure.
2007-02-01 11:10:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
1. keep on lying
2. not funny
3. don't like the waitress
4. the meatloaf is green!
2007-02-01 19:18:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Obedience to the One True God is the best thing for all people.
Childish sincerity is better than intelligent cheating.
But the destiny of man is to reach human maturity.
2007-02-01 21:17:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
question the source of the dream. Eating pizza right before bed makes some people have weird dreams.
2007-02-01 19:15:10 · answer #4 · answered by wanda3s48 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Live in a dream dud. You might not like the reality about to manifest itself on the earth. Jesus Christ is comming!
2007-02-01 19:15:47 · answer #5 · answered by chucky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dream 2 more times and take the best two out of three
2007-02-01 19:13:38 · answer #6 · answered by saltydunes24 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The devil is playing jokes with you kid and he will be the only one laughing when you are in Hell bc you actually listened. Wahahahahahahahahahha!!!
2007-02-01 19:17:57 · answer #7 · answered by kimberley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well for starters' God wouldn't do that.so i dare say your having a go at people here to see what kind of response you get,sheesshh
2007-02-01 19:38:30 · answer #8 · answered by TOM 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that wasn't God, that's the devil playing tricks on you. Don't believe him. You will regret it if you do b/c he would end you up in hell w/ him. Pray to God for help and repent the devil from you home in the name of Jesus.
2007-02-01 19:15:38 · answer #9 · answered by ehh 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
always obey god
lol I've heard that one a dozen times but its always funny when it just creeps up out of the blue :)
2007-02-01 19:16:37 · answer #10 · answered by ÜFÖ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋